Starbucks is sounding increasingly like the most annoying chick I went to college with. Want to lay bets on whether its next initiative has to do with "spacing out" vaccinations or something incomprehensible about crystals? » 3/31/15 7:06pm Yesterday 7:06pm

It wouldn't have to be a cover up. It's the early days of the lawsuit. I'm assuming all of these boys have parents who are able to hire them lawyers. More information may come out later, as witnesses make agreements with the pledge's parents. » 3/31/15 3:50pm Yesterday 3:50pm

I am familiar with the varsity letter system, at least as it was implemented in my school, and I'm still confused. At my high school, you could earn a letter for four years of participation in any school activity. I had no interest in a letter jacket, but I technically earned a letter for each of band, choir, and… » 3/30/15 8:56pm Monday 8:56pm

I wouldn't ask non-intimate friends. Apart from the judgment involved in these conversations, there's also a reasonable chance that you'll happen across an issue like infertility, miscarriage, experiences with child abuse, fear of passing down physical or mental illness. There are just so many landmines. » 3/30/15 6:58pm Monday 6:58pm

I'm among the guilty. Instagram filters and gchat are both annoying things, not fun ones. I was a little indecisive about twitter fights between other people, but memes have ultimately given me more enjoyment. » 3/30/15 5:02pm Monday 5:02pm

You can think I'm an idiot all you want, but I'm not donating to your honeyfund. If that's the only option, your wedding gift is going to be a card. » 3/30/15 12:19pm Monday 12:19pm

Ugh. Jif. That's one of the most annoying ones. Why does it even have to be parents? It's fucking peanut butter. It's a staple food that most people have a jar of somewhere. Kids and gendering not required. » 3/28/15 11:47am Saturday 11:47am

Wait? What? It's weird he'd give it to her, but even weirder that she'd accept it. I can see how jewelry can be regifted as if it's new, but she had to know you'd worn those clothes. » 3/27/15 7:09pm Friday 7:09pm

A million gothy teenagers just sighed in envy. Unfortunately, all of their student loans put together still couldn't make up a reasonable offer on your house. But they'll enjoy being unhappy about that. » 3/27/15 1:19am Friday 1:19am

Ugh, Calvin Klein seems so thirsty these days. I wish they'd pick someone a little more under the radar and make them famous rather than picking Bieber and a Kardashian. » 3/26/15 6:56pm Thursday 6:56pm

Are you stuck at work for at least another four hours and thirteen minutes? You should play Pillars of Eternity, but will settle for seething at people lucky enough to have the day off today. » 3/26/15 2:49pm Thursday 2:49pm